Santa dabangg dekh kar aaya, School me.. Sir: Santa tumhare sare answer galat hai, marks de to kahan? Santa: KAMAL KARATE HAi SIRJI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI. CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MARKE BHI LE SAKTE HAI. Sir-Badtamiz kya Bak raha hai. Santa-Badtamiz se yaad aya sir ji apke pujaniya pitaji kaise […]
Shayari by student-Aasman me kali ghata chayi hai…
Shayari by student- Aasman me kali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai, Sab kehte hai sudhar jaa, Par meri galti nahi, Madam aaj fir Katrina ban ke aayi hai.
1 boy chocolate kha rha tha…
1 boy chocolate kha rha tha…Padosi- Itni chocolate khana acha nhi… Boy- Mere DADA 105 sal jiye… Padosi- Woh chocolte khate the?? Boy- Nahi, apne kaam se kaam rakhate the!! 😉
Morning in Cities…
Morning in Cities:Delhi: Get Up Darling Pune: Dear you are geting late Mumbai:Wake up sweetheart U.P: Pani aa gaya hai Light jane wali hai Uth rahe ho ki nahi. Goodmorning
Couple in auto started kissing..
Couple in auto-rickshaw started kissing…. Auto-rickshaw driver start watching them and get disturbed & Auto-rickshaw hit with a pole… Autowala: “Saala Ab Samajha Titanic Ice-burg Se kyu Takraya Tha….!!”